The reports of Aunt Haley's death have been greatly exaggerated

Apropos of my last post, I would like to let readers know that I have heard from someone who claims to know Haley, and says she is alive.  This person asked me not to give any more detail than that.  Haley herself never responded to the email I sent around that time, but there could be numerous reasons for that--if she's neglecting the blog, it stands to reason she would never check that email address.  I myself never actively check the email address I use for this blog; I know of emails I receive only because I have notifications set up on my phone.